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Which is the right set for you? あなたにぴったりのセットは?

Smart Doll's are available in two different flavors - a "Sports Bra Set" & "Apparel Set." Guys normally wear bra's at home when nobody is looking but our Smart Doll guys don't which is why we've given them a pair of Boxer Shorts instead. If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time then choosing either set is enough - you do not need to get anything else in addition - but extra accessories will enhance your Smart Doll experience.
 If you are going to keep your Smart Doll at home or in the office and prefer them skimpy then go for the Sports Bra Set - but the Apparel Set is way better value for your cash.

Choose the Apparel set if you plan on taking them out n about - and save money at the same time as it will cost you more to buy the apparel set items separately. If you take them out in the Sports Bra Set then they may catch a cold. Alternatively you may want to go for the Sports Bra Set and then choose to customize the look and feel of your Smart Doll by buying additional apparel items. You can see what items the current Apparel Set consists of on this page.
スマートドールは二つのセットで用意しています。「Sports Bra Set」と「Apparel Set」だ。スポーツブラセットにはスポーツブラと下着が付いています。ブラーを密かに家で着用している男子は世の中にいますが、スマートドール男子はそんなことやりません。なのでボクサーショーツを履かせています。

お家やオフィスで肌露出多めに展示したい場合はスポーツブラセットは十分ですが、アパレルセットはかなりお得。スマートドールを外に連れて行く目的であればアパレルセットをオススメします。スポーツブラセットで外に連れて行くと、スマートドールちゃんは風邪をひくかもしれないのでご注意ください。 もしくはスポーツブラセットを選んでいただき、スマートドールのアパレルでご自分でコーディネートできます。

現在のアパレルセット内容はこのページでご確認できます。

Would you like to remove the Instabewbs filter for all busts in product listings? You can change your preferences in the footer menu. 商品一覧に出ているおっぱい写真のインスタバストフィルターを非表示にしますか?設定は今後フッターで変更できます。

Which is the right body type for you? あなたにぴったりのボディータイプは?

While the head and hands will be vinyl - you have a choice of two different types of body - one is referred to as Cortex and the other as Vinyl. Both body types are pre-built.

Both are made from the same 3D data and share pretty much the same shape and form - all our apparel, accessories and body parts are compatible with both body types. The fundamental difference is the material and the way they are constructed. Vinyl being more expensive does not make it better than Cortex. Neither type is more superior than the other and they both have their own strengths depending on your needs.

To find out more about the differences then read the Cortex or Vinyl post which should give you more info to make a decision.
スマートドールでは2種類の材質のボディーを展開している。ひとつは「コーテックス」(CORTEX)、もうひとつは「ソフビ」(VINYL) と呼ばれるものだ。別途記載がない限り、どちらの材質を選んでも頭と手はソフビだ。上の画像を見ても違いがわからないという方はコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。コーテックスボディーもソフビボディーも組み立て完成品だ。

コーテックスもソフビも同じ3Dデータから作られており、その形とフォルムはさほど変わらない。アパレルやアクセサリー、ボディーのオプションパーツ(胸、ハンド、ハイ足など)はどちらのボディーにも使える。両者の決定的な違いはその材質と組み立てられ方だ。ソフビはコーテックスより価格が高いだからと言ってコーテックスより優れているということはなく、あなたが何を求めているかによってそれぞれに長所と短所がある。

コーテックスは子どもや初めてファッションドールを手に取る人向けのものだ。ソフビはこのスケールのファッションドールになれたドールユーザーのためにデザインされている。初めてのスマートドール、あるいはお子様のためのスマートドールならコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。

それでももうちょい両者の違いが知りたい方は「コーテックスそれともソフビ製」の記事を読んでください。

Checkout Notes Checkout Notes

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Keep Calm T-shirt (White)

Keep Calm T-shirt (White)

Regular price Regular price ¥5,500 (¥605,0.0 税込)

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Please note: This item comes in white and is not pre-dyed. However, you have the option of dyeing it yourself for a more weathered, personalized look—see further down the page for more info.

Please note: This item comes in white and is not pre-dyed. However, you have the option of dyeing it yourself for a more weathered, personalized look—see further down the page for more info.

As a business owner — and I’m sure most would agree — when the poo hits the fan on a daily basis, it can feel debilitating. Sometimes I even wonder if all this is really worth it.

But then I look at our Smart Doll girls and remind myself, “yes — they are worth it.” ;-)

Now, poo hitting the fan is never pleasant. It sprays everywhere, and sometimes even ends up in your mouth. The worst is after a night of spicy curry — the kind of mess that leaves dents in the furniture if the poo comes with undigested corn. And if it dries out? Even worse — powdery clouds floating into your coffee, and trust me, it does not taste like cinnamon.

Gross? Absolutely. But here’s the thing: cleaning up all that mess has shaped both the business and the product into what they are today. So when people say, “you’re so full of sh*t!” my answer is simple: “Actually — I am!”

Saying that Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration.
And that, folks, is the origin of the phrase Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll. ;-)


Maybe :-)

As a business owner — and I’m sure most would agree — when the poo hits the fan on a daily basis, it can feel debilitating. Sometimes I even wonder if all this is really worth it.

But then I look at our Smart Doll girls and remind myself, “yes — they are worth it.” ;-)

Now, poo hitting the fan is never pleasant. It sprays everywhere, and sometimes even ends up in your mouth. The worst is after a night of spicy curry — the kind of mess that leaves dents in the furniture if the poo comes with undigested corn. And if it dries out? Even worse — powdery clouds floating into your coffee, and trust me, it does not taste like cinnamon.

Gross? Absolutely. But here’s the thing: cleaning up all that mess has shaped both the business and the product into what they are today. So when people say, “you’re so full of sh*t!” my answer is simple: “Actually — I am!”

Saying that Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration.
And that, folks, is the origin of the phrase Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll. ;-)


Maybe :-)

About our Option Dye Apparel

Our Option Dye Apparel feature pre-printed garments that are ready to wear right out of the bag—or ready to transform, if you’re into that lived-in, weathered aesthetic.

Each piece is made using a 65% polyester / 35% cotton blend that allows for vibrant sublimation printing while still giving you the option to naturally dye it yourself at home using something as simple as tea. The result is a one-of-a-kind, post-apocalyptic vibe (image 2 above) that no two shirts will share. For those who prefer a clean look, the shirt also works perfectly untouched in its original white form (image 1 above).

If the weathered aesthetic is your cuppa tea (ahem) then check out our step-by-step guide on how to tea-dye your Option Dye Apparel at home or office, using just tea bags, salt, and water.

Learn more in the Knowledge Base >

About our Option Dye Apparel

Our Option Dye Apparel feature pre-printed garments that are ready to wear right out of the bag—or ready to transform, if you’re into that lived-in, weathered aesthetic.

Each piece is made using a 65% polyester / 35% cotton blend that allows for vibrant sublimation printing while still giving you the option to naturally dye it yourself at home using something as simple as tea. The result is a one-of-a-kind, post-apocalyptic vibe (image 2 above) that no two shirts will share. For those who prefer a clean look, the shirt also works perfectly untouched in its original white form (image 1 above).

If the weathered aesthetic is your cuppa tea (ahem) then check out our step-by-step guide on how to tea-dye your Option Dye Apparel at home or office, using just tea bags, salt, and water.

Learn more in the Knowledge Base >

Things to note about prints

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right (image 2 above).

Sublimation printing works by converting solid dye into gas that bonds directly with the fibers. On smooth surfaces like paper, this produces razor-sharp detail, but on fabric the weave and fiber composition soften the look. Polyester fibers have polymers that open under heat, allowing the gas to chemically bond and lock in color. Cotton fibers, however, don’t bond in the same way — so the design may appear less crisp, with the natural texture of the fabric adding to the effect (image 1 above).

Unlike traditional surface prints, sublimation becomes part of the garment itself. That means the artwork won’t crack or peel, and the shirt stays light, breathable, and comfortable — with a finish that’s made to be worn, not just looked at.

Things to note about prints

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right (image 2 above).

Sublimation printing works by converting solid dye into gas that bonds directly with the fibers. On smooth surfaces like paper, this produces razor-sharp detail, but on fabric the weave and fiber composition soften the look. Polyester fibers have polymers that open under heat, allowing the gas to chemically bond and lock in color. Cotton fibers, however, don’t bond in the same way — so the design may appear less crisp, with the natural texture of the fabric adding to the effect (image 1 above).

Unlike traditional surface prints, sublimation becomes part of the garment itself. That means the artwork won’t crack or peel, and the shirt stays light, breathable, and comfortable — with a finish that’s made to be worn, not just looked at.