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Keep Calm T-Shirt (Earthen Red)

Keep Calm T-Shirt (Earthen Red)

¥5,500 (¥605,0.0 税込)

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As a business owner - and I'm sure any business owner will tell you the same - experiencing poo hitting the fan on a daily basis can be debilitating - enough to make me wonder whether this is all worth it.

But then I take a look at our Smart Doll girls and say to myself, "yes they are worth it" ;-)

Poo hitting the fan is unpleasant - it gets flung in all directions and sometimes gets in your mouth. It's most unpleasant when the poo is of the "after-a-night-of-spicy-food" variety. When the poo has undigested corn, the corn can also cause dents on furniture.

Actually, there is something more unpleasant than the "after-a-night-of-spicy-curry" - it's when poo dries and starts to get all powdery - it gets in the coffee but does not taste like cinnamon topping at all.

However, dealing with all this poo has helped shape the business and product into what it is today.
So when people say, "you are so full of poo!" I say, "actually - I am!"

Saying that my Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration ;-)

So now you know the origins of the term Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll :-)
As a business owner - and I'm sure any business owner will tell you the same - experiencing poo hitting the fan on a daily basis can be debilitating - enough to make me wonder whether this is all worth it.

But then I take a look at our Smart Doll girls and say to myself, "yes they are worth it" ;-)

Poo hitting the fan is unpleasant - it gets flung in all directions and sometimes gets in your mouth. It's most unpleasant when the poo is of the "after-a-night-of-spicy-food" variety. When the poo has undigested corn, the corn can also cause dents on furniture.

Actually, there is something more unpleasant than the "after-a-night-of-spicy-curry" - it's when poo dries and starts to get all powdery - it gets in the coffee but does not taste like cinnamon topping at all.

However, dealing with all this poo has helped shape the business and product into what it is today.
So when people say, "you are so full of poo!" I say, "actually - I am!"

Saying that my Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration ;-)

So now you know the origins of the term Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll :-)

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.