Smart Doll Land: Serving up prime-time drama since 2014 - available on all platforms, and you don't even need a monthly subscription.

Each gripping season is ingeniously scripted by our top-notch team of volunteer dramatists, whose main goal is to keep the entitled at bay, one cliffhanger at a time.

The captivating content crafted by our volunteer dramatists is a key factor in why we've reached a decade in business. Their work has helped us stay true to our mission and vision, steering us clear of the potential detours that catering to the entitled could have caused.

A standing ovation for these unsung heroes - continuing to entertain the masses while concurrently acting as a natural deterrent for entitled buyers. Starring Chitose Drama Llama, the face of our cause, and soon to be immortalized on a T-shirt near you.

While every page of our online store is filled with cautionary advice against buying a #smartdoll, some people still go ahead and make a purchase, only to regret it later because they chose not to read. Interestingly, it's the narratives created by our resourceful volunteer dramatists that often provide the wake-up call that our brand has some of the most controversial business practices in the industry. The Before You Buy document outlines just some of these practices.

To our creative volunteers: Your work is invaluable. Share your most engaging stories in the comments section. If your storytelling persuades someone to avoid buying a Smart Doll - or even jump ship - we'll acknowledge your efforts with affiliate points which are redeemable for a virtual thumbs up.

To redeem these points, navigate to the 'Option Hand Pack One' product page on our website. Locate the 'Thumbs Up' photo and stare at it for a solid 700 seconds - no blinking. Consider this our way of saying, 'Excellent job, keep it up!'

Here's the plot twist: Given that people often ignore our official warnings but pay attention to volunteer anecdotes, one might wonder if some of these volunteers are actually insiders, offering stylized retellings of the very disclaimers people ignore. The lines between fiction and fact, it seems, are… delightfully blurred ;-)

Thanks to RedheadsRamble for the llama idea ;-)