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Which is the right set for you? あなたにぴったりのセットは?

Smart Doll's are available in two different flavors - a "Sports Bra Set" & "Apparel Set." Guys normally wear bra's at home when nobody is looking but our Smart Doll guys don't which is why we've given them a pair of Boxer Shorts instead. If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time then choosing either set is enough - you do not need to get anything else in addition - but extra accessories will enhance your Smart Doll experience.
 If you are going to keep your Smart Doll at home or in the office and prefer them skimpy then go for the Sports Bra Set - but the Apparel Set is way better value for your cash.

Choose the Apparel set if you plan on taking them out n about - and save money at the same time as it will cost you more to buy the apparel set items separately. If you take them out in the Sports Bra Set then they may catch a cold. Alternatively you may want to go for the Sports Bra Set and then choose to customize the look and feel of your Smart Doll by buying additional apparel items. You can see what items the current Apparel Set consists of on this page.
スマートドールは二つのセットで用意しています。「Sports Bra Set」と「Apparel Set」だ。スポーツブラセットにはスポーツブラと下着が付いています。ブラーを密かに家で着用している男子は世の中にいますが、スマートドール男子はそんなことやりません。なのでボクサーショーツを履かせています。

お家やオフィスで肌露出多めに展示したい場合はスポーツブラセットは十分ですが、アパレルセットはかなりお得。スマートドールを外に連れて行く目的であればアパレルセットをオススメします。スポーツブラセットで外に連れて行くと、スマートドールちゃんは風邪をひくかもしれないのでご注意ください。 もしくはスポーツブラセットを選んでいただき、スマートドールのアパレルでご自分でコーディネートできます。

現在のアパレルセット内容はこのページでご確認できます。

Would you like to remove the Instabewbs filter for all busts in product listings? You can change your preferences in the footer menu. 商品一覧に出ているおっぱい写真のインスタバストフィルターを非表示にしますか?設定は今後フッターで変更できます。

Which is the right body type for you? あなたにぴったりのボディータイプは?

While the head and hands will be vinyl - you have a choice of two different types of body - one is referred to as Cortex and the other as Vinyl. Both body types are pre-built.

Both are made from the same 3D data and share pretty much the same shape and form - all our apparel, accessories and body parts are compatible with both body types. The fundamental difference is the material and the way they are constructed. Vinyl being more expensive does not make it better than Cortex. Neither type is more superior than the other and they both have their own strengths depending on your needs.

To find out more about the differences then read the Cortex or Vinyl post which should give you more info to make a decision.
スマートドールでは2種類の材質のボディーを展開している。ひとつは「コーテックス」(CORTEX)、もうひとつは「ソフビ」(VINYL) と呼ばれるものだ。別途記載がない限り、どちらの材質を選んでも頭と手はソフビだ。上の画像を見ても違いがわからないという方はコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。コーテックスボディーもソフビボディーも組み立て完成品だ。

コーテックスもソフビも同じ3Dデータから作られており、その形とフォルムはさほど変わらない。アパレルやアクセサリー、ボディーのオプションパーツ(胸、ハンド、ハイ足など)はどちらのボディーにも使える。両者の決定的な違いはその材質と組み立てられ方だ。ソフビはコーテックスより価格が高いだからと言ってコーテックスより優れているということはなく、あなたが何を求めているかによってそれぞれに長所と短所がある。

コーテックスは子どもや初めてファッションドールを手に取る人向けのものだ。ソフビはこのスケールのファッションドールになれたドールユーザーのためにデザインされている。初めてのスマートドール、あるいはお子様のためのスマートドールならコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。

それでももうちょい両者の違いが知りたい方は「コーテックスそれともソフビ製」の記事を読んでください。

Checkout Notes Checkout Notes

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Haters Gonna Hate T-Shirt

Haters Gonna Hate T-Shirt

Regular price Regular price ¥5,500 (¥605,0.0 税込)

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Product update! This tee now has a higher neck and made of new fabric - much more sturdier than the previous low rise version. I'm going to leave the previous customer photos down below though.

スマートドールも代表も嫌われ者だとよくわかっている。スマドを憎む者は気になって仕方がないくらいスマドをフォロー。スマドの成功する姿を見せつけてやることは僕の原動力にもなっているのでヘイトが増すと僕はその分頑張ります。感謝の気持ちでこのヘイターズTシャツ作った。イラストはかなたちゃんです!

"Haters Gonna Hate" - but if you look closer you will see the true message - "haters gonna hate smart doll by danny choo."
Smart Doll has always been the underdog in the doll world. Hated by many for our unconventional designs and company philosophy, Smart Doll even has online communities dedicated to trolling everything we do here at Smart Doll Land - and in multiple languages too!

“Discover and live your passion and the rest will just follow – it always does” is something that I have preached since many moons ago - this is how really it works.

1. Discover what you love and share it on the internets - photos, videos, writing - whatever.
2. People will find your stuff through keywords and hashtags.
3. You will connect with likeminded people who like what you do - great!
4. You will also attract people who hate what you do - also great!
5. With the backing of the people who love your stuff, continue to do the stuff that you are also hated for.

Evolution works as such that the various species on planet Earth has evolved to not only hunt for its food, but also to avoid becoming food in its given environment. It is thought that Humans are at the top of the food chain but in fact we are now preying on each other.

“Natural Selection” is the process where the species which can’t adapt eventually become extinct. Those which can adapt evolve through DNA mutations. While survival behavior in animals is encoded in DNA (an example is baby turtles rushing to the ocean after they are born), much of human behavior has to be managed though our consciousness - we have to decide what to do when we meet a predator on the Internets.

The best way to manage haters is to use their hate as a byproduct and convert it to your energy.
After all, the waste gas that we breath out is breathed in by plants - in turn oxygen is a byproduct of photosynthesis which we breathe in. So you see, if everything is energy, why let the energy from a hater go to waste?

I’m not saying that I don’t appreciate the support from the folks who love what we do - I do very much!
I’m saying that you can’t go through life without attracting haters - hated for your doll or anime or cosplay hobbies or hated just for your appearance.
If we learn how to manage this hate then perhaps one day it will be the haters who become extinct due to natural selection.

By the way - the Japanese katakana for "hate" is "ハテ" instead of "ヘイト" on purpose - its a play on words just like the odd Japanese that the "Super Dry" brand use as their translation being "極度乾燥(しなさい)"

The T-shirt illustration is actually of our lovely kanata.

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.

Haters Gonna Hate T-Shirt Haters Gonna Hate T-Shirt