Registering a product online should be as simple as taking a photo, setting a price and quantity, and then releasing it online - but this is certainly not the case with our products.

A product launch involves product detail page creation (photos, description), controlled storage (that includes moisture, temperature, pest, dust and security management), QC and packing workflows and so on.

Our resources are limited so we need to be picky about what we spend our time on. For example, some products that went into production ended up competing with other newly developed products in terms of resources.

Complete and Utter Chaos

Utter Chaos Bundles may contain items that fall into one, some or all of the following...

• Products that would make a loss due to the post-processing involved. Many items are extremely labor-intensive so we need to cut our losses by offloading the component.
• Stuff that has too many blemishes even for Chaos products.
• Products that we have been meaning to release for ages but never got round to it. 
• Stuff that takes too much effort to create a product detail page for.
• Stuff that is of product quality but is over-stocked.
• Stuff that is of product quality, but there is only a handful.
• Prototypes that take too much effort registering as a Chaos or Garage product.
• Stuff that does not have enough quantity to warrant registering as an individual product.
• Unused fabric from apparel items (example).
• Silicone molds, wax or resin masters that were used for products or prototypes.
• May contain an item that we eventually release as a product.
• Components that we do not need anymore.
• Existing Chaos items that are over stocked.

Examples of Utter Chaos items are blank vinyl heads, half-painted heads, random vinyl or cortex shell parts, unassembled/assembled frames or stands, reference wigs (not made by us), apparel, accessories, 3D prototypes, apparel fabric, un-released products and so on. May also contain items for humans.

Utter Chaos Bundles may contain one, some or all of the above. Utter Chaos items are typically loose in the box or are wrapped in recycled bags. Stuff that can't be bought conventionally may find its way into an Utter Chaos Bundle.

Prototype apparel items will now only be available in the Utter Chaos Bundle. 

Reasons not to buy

• Some Utter Chaos items will require post-processing.
• Could contain a mixture of everything that you didn't want.
• You may get the same item multiple times in a bundle.
• You may feel that somebody got something that has more value.
• You may feel that you got more in value the last time you bought an Utter Chaos Bundle.
• Could be something that you already have except in a different color or fabric/material.
• You may end up with a rare item that people on the Internet will be jealous about and hate you for.
• You may end up with something you already have or got last time.
• You may feel that you could have paid less by buying a standard Chaos product.
• Could contain a Boobian which could cause embarrassment if opened during a first date.
• You cant choose the contents.
• Not returnable.
• No warranty.
• Some items will be loose in the box.
• You will not be able to craft a lifeboat out of the components - well not for a human.
• Prices may fluctuate at any time.
• High risk of disappointment.
  
• Can contain absolutely anything.