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Which is the right set for you? あなたにぴったりのセットは?

Smart Doll's are available in two different flavors - a "Sports Bra Set" & "Apparel Set." Guys normally wear bra's at home when nobody is looking but our Smart Doll guys don't which is why we've given them a pair of Boxer Shorts instead. If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time then choosing either set is enough - you do not need to get anything else in addition - but extra accessories will enhance your Smart Doll experience.
 If you are going to keep your Smart Doll at home or in the office and prefer them skimpy then go for the Sports Bra Set - but the Apparel Set is way better value for your cash.

Choose the Apparel set if you plan on taking them out n about - and save money at the same time as it will cost you more to buy the apparel set items separately. If you take them out in the Sports Bra Set then they may catch a cold. Alternatively you may want to go for the Sports Bra Set and then choose to customize the look and feel of your Smart Doll by buying additional apparel items. You can see what items the current Apparel Set consists of on this page.
スマートドールは二つのセットで用意しています。「Sports Bra Set」と「Apparel Set」だ。スポーツブラセットにはスポーツブラと下着が付いています。ブラーを密かに家で着用している男子は世の中にいますが、スマートドール男子はそんなことやりません。なのでボクサーショーツを履かせています。

お家やオフィスで肌露出多めに展示したい場合はスポーツブラセットは十分ですが、アパレルセットはかなりお得。スマートドールを外に連れて行く目的であればアパレルセットをオススメします。スポーツブラセットで外に連れて行くと、スマートドールちゃんは風邪をひくかもしれないのでご注意ください。 もしくはスポーツブラセットを選んでいただき、スマートドールのアパレルでご自分でコーディネートできます。

現在のアパレルセット内容はこのページでご確認できます。

Would you like to remove the Instabewbs filter for all busts in product listings? You can change your preferences in the footer menu. 商品一覧に出ているおっぱい写真のインスタバストフィルターを非表示にしますか?設定は今後フッターで変更できます。

You can still back out ;-) 重要!! 

To avoid buyer’s remorse, we want to make sure you have read and understood our philosophy regarding business ethics and the handmade nature of our products. If this is your first time ordering, a human will send you an email with questions specific to your order that must be answered before we can ship. 初めてのお客様には、弊社の人間がご注文に関する質問のメールを送ります。メールの応答がなかった場合は、注文のキャンセルとなります。

If you live outside of the US, you will likely need to pay additional customs duties, which we have no control over. If we process any refunds, the amount you receive will be impacted by the exchange rate set by your bank/card company or PayPal, meaning you may get back less than what you paid. Additionally, we will need 15 business days before shipping out. ご購入される前にスマートドールのデザイン思想を読んでからご購入ください。手作り商品のため、スマートドール本体にはホクロや凹み、部品は完全非対称、ユーズドアパレルにはほつれ、穴、むらなど商品の表面に出ていることを理解した上でご購入ください。以下の同意する項目をチェックし、決済フォームまでお進みください。 スマートドール購入履歴のないアパレルのみの注文はキャンセルされます。

True or false? Smart Doll products are of perfect symmetry and have no blemishes. 本当か嘘か?スマートドール商品は左右対称で至らない箇所はひとつもない。

These questions try to prevent buyers remorse. Do you want to see them the next time you place an order? これらの質問は次回の注文で飛ばしますか?

Which is the right body type for you? あなたにぴったりのボディータイプは?

While the head and hands will be vinyl - you have a choice of two different types of body - one is referred to as Cortex and the other as Vinyl. Both body types are pre-built.

Both are made from the same 3D data and share pretty much the same shape and form - all our apparel, accessories and body parts are compatible with both body types. The fundamental difference is the material and the way they are constructed. Vinyl being more expensive does not make it better than Cortex. Neither type is more superior than the other and they both have their own strengths depending on your needs.

To find out more about the differences then read the Cortex or Vinyl post which should give you more info to make a decision.
スマートドールでは2種類の材質のボディーを展開している。ひとつは「コーテックス」(CORTEX)、もうひとつは「ソフビ」(VINYL) と呼ばれるものだ。別途記載がない限り、どちらの材質を選んでも頭と手はソフビだ。上の画像を見ても違いがわからないという方はコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。コーテックスボディーもソフビボディーも組み立て完成品だ。

コーテックスもソフビも同じ3Dデータから作られており、その形とフォルムはさほど変わらない。アパレルやアクセサリー、ボディーのオプションパーツ(胸、ハンド、ハイ足など)はどちらのボディーにも使える。両者の決定的な違いはその材質と組み立てられ方だ。ソフビはコーテックスより価格が高いだからと言ってコーテックスより優れているということはなく、あなたが何を求めているかによってそれぞれに長所と短所がある。

コーテックスは子どもや初めてファッションドールを手に取る人向けのものだ。ソフビはこのスケールのファッションドールになれたドールユーザーのためにデザインされている。初めてのスマートドール、あるいはお子様のためのスマートドールならコーテックスを選ぶことをお勧めする。

それでももうちょい両者の違いが知りたい方は「コーテックスそれともソフビ製」の記事を読んでください。

Checkout Notes Checkout Notes

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Asking for the following will result in a cancellation and refund of your order.

  1. Asking for a discount
  2. Asking us to lower the declaration value of your order
  3. Asking us to ship out ASAP
  4. Asking us to deliver by a particular date
  5. Asking us who shot first - Han or Greedo

Unfortunately we don't own DHL or FedEx (yet) nor do we have celestial powers over a pandemic to guarantee a delivery date on the other side of the world - and we don't enjoy it when people refuse to pay import taxes resulting in goods being returned to us. Not to mention that there are people who reject packages that don't arrive in time for a birthday.

We presume that your order is reliant on such requests being answered.
We can't do any of the above and can't tell you who shot first even though we think it was Han. So don't ask :-)

Swingy Clickety-Click Stand

Swingy Clickety-Click Stand

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Regular price Regular price ¥3,500 (¥3,850 税込)

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After many years of prototyping...

...the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand is finally ready. While our Smart Doll girls n boys can stand on their own two feet, posing them for a photo and then stepping away can be scary, especially if they are standing on uneven surfaces or during windy conditions. Windy conditions as in after a night of spicy food. 

I nearly decided on calling this the "Turbo Stand" but realized that I kept calling it "Turbo Joint" which was actually a previous product. So I opted for the easy-to-pronounce "Swingy Clickety-Click Stand" or SCCS.

Each Smart Doll comes with a telescopic stand to aid stability, but for folks who want to have more flexibility when posing for street or nature photography, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand could be a useful ally - but before you decide, read on.

I love nature and still try to get some travel in during the pandemic - wifey and I manage to seek out places that have as few humans as possible. The surfaces I take photos on are naturally rugged. The default stand only extends straight downwards. While it can swing left and right to hide behind the leg, I wanted a joint that could also swing up and down to better support my Smart Doll girls on rugged terrain.

I also didn't want to keep removing the stand every time I finished taking photos.

The Swingy Clickety-Click Stand can not only swing left and right, up and down, but can also retract to fold by the thigh when not in use.

The Swingy Clickety-Click Stand comes with a built-in spring washer that pushes both halves of the joint together to offer more stability if you need to swing the stand back n forth.

You can use the joint to scare humans like a Clicker in the Last Of Us, which I never completed as it got too scary.

If you need a tighter joint or want to fix the joint dead at a certain angle, you can take a plus screwdriver and tighten the screw.

If you get two Swingy Clickety-Click Stands, you can pull out the telescopic rod on one of them and chain the joints together for some high level posing.

Getting two of the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand's will mean that you can use them as chopsticks. But you should not use them to eat food after posing your Smart Doll in grass that is often visited by dogs.

The joint does not need to be pushed in all the way into the Support Socket on the Smart Doll.

I chose orange so that I could easily find it if dropped while traveling. The color is also taken from the movie Chappie.

Make sure that your Smart Doll is not leaning back too much as the stand will not support the full weight of the doll. The feet should be tilted slightly forwards but not like a ballerina.

The metal parts are stainless steel, but rust likes shiny stuff so dry off if the stand gets wet.

Choosing the right place and time to pose your Smart Doll for photos is important. You should generally avoid places like on top of a speeding train or during volcano eruptions.

If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time, you won't need this stand on your first purchase unless you can visualize scenarios of yourself using it.

REASONS NOT TO BUY

OK, now for the reasons why you may not want/need this.

  1. The stand is not designed to support the full weight of a Smart Doll and is only designed for additional support. The stand may retract if too much weight is put on it.
  2. The stand will not work effectively if you want to pose the feet ballerina style pointed sharply forwards.
  3. Just like the default telescopic stand, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand does not guarantee that your Smart Doll won't fall flat on their face - it will depend on your mana skills in setting up a pose and the butterfly effect.
  4. Just like Smart Doll, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand was designed and optimized for my personal use, which means you may not get the same mileage as I do - I personally love it, which is why I approved production ;-)
  5. When attached to a Smart Doll, the joint size means that it may not fit beneath apparel items that do not have a slit for the support socket.
  6. Some folks will feel that this should come free with a Smart Doll - that was the plan but not at this moment in time. We need to overcome some injection molding and wo/man power issues before that can happen but that may be a while out.
  7. Some folks may feel that the extra cost is not worth the functionality that this stand provides over the default stand which is already good enough.
  8. Some folks may be able to make something better and cheaper.
  9. The rod part is the same component as the default stand. Folks who feel that the default stand retracts too easily should not buy this product.
  10. The stand does not have any GPS tracking device installed - if you lose it, we won't replace it. You may want to hang an AirTag off it somehow.
  11. The joint makes a "Clickety-Click" sound which may scare folks who have played The Last Of Us.
  12. It costs more than 6 Costco Hamburgers.

Did I manage to talk you out of buying a Swingy Clickety-Click Stand? If so then great! 

If not then welcome to the club ;-)

TAKE NOTE

Photos of the joint disassembled are just for you to look at the Clickety-Click mechanism - the joint is assembled upon shipping.

Some of the photos show two joints linked together as an example - you only get one joint with the inserted telescopic rod. Any Smart Doll's, walls, floor or roofs shown in photos are not included.

Please do not poke yourself or anybody or any animal with the rod.

VIDEOS

Check out the videos we made on the stand.



写真では二つのジョイントが連結ごっこしている様子が写っていますが、この商品では1本しかついていません。

After many years of prototyping...

...the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand is finally ready. While our Smart Doll girls n boys can stand on their own two feet, posing them for a photo and then stepping away can be scary, especially if they are standing on uneven surfaces or during windy conditions. Windy conditions as in after a night of spicy food. 

I nearly decided on calling this the "Turbo Stand" but realized that I kept calling it "Turbo Joint" which was actually a previous product. So I opted for the easy-to-pronounce "Swingy Clickety-Click Stand" or SCCS.

Each Smart Doll comes with a telescopic stand to aid stability, but for folks who want to have more flexibility when posing for street or nature photography, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand could be a useful ally - but before you decide, read on.

I love nature and still try to get some travel in during the pandemic - wifey and I manage to seek out places that have as few humans as possible. The surfaces I take photos on are naturally rugged. The default stand only extends straight downwards. While it can swing left and right to hide behind the leg, I wanted a joint that could also swing up and down to better support my Smart Doll girls on rugged terrain.

I also didn't want to keep removing the stand every time I finished taking photos.

The Swingy Clickety-Click Stand can not only swing left and right, up and down, but can also retract to fold by the thigh when not in use.

The Swingy Clickety-Click Stand comes with a built-in spring washer that pushes both halves of the joint together to offer more stability if you need to swing the stand back n forth.

You can use the joint to scare humans like a Clicker in the Last Of Us, which I never completed as it got too scary.

If you need a tighter joint or want to fix the joint dead at a certain angle, you can take a plus screwdriver and tighten the screw.

If you get two Swingy Clickety-Click Stands, you can pull out the telescopic rod on one of them and chain the joints together for some high level posing.

Getting two of the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand's will mean that you can use them as chopsticks. But you should not use them to eat food after posing your Smart Doll in grass that is often visited by dogs.

The joint does not need to be pushed in all the way into the Support Socket on the Smart Doll.

I chose orange so that I could easily find it if dropped while traveling. The color is also taken from the movie Chappie.

Make sure that your Smart Doll is not leaning back too much as the stand will not support the full weight of the doll. The feet should be tilted slightly forwards but not like a ballerina.

The metal parts are stainless steel, but rust likes shiny stuff so dry off if the stand gets wet.

Choosing the right place and time to pose your Smart Doll for photos is important. You should generally avoid places like on top of a speeding train or during volcano eruptions.

If you are buying a Smart Doll for the first time, you won't need this stand on your first purchase unless you can visualize scenarios of yourself using it.

REASONS NOT TO BUY

OK, now for the reasons why you may not want/need this.

  1. The stand is not designed to support the full weight of a Smart Doll and is only designed for additional support. The stand may retract if too much weight is put on it.
  2. The stand will not work effectively if you want to pose the feet ballerina style pointed sharply forwards.
  3. Just like the default telescopic stand, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand does not guarantee that your Smart Doll won't fall flat on their face - it will depend on your mana skills in setting up a pose and the butterfly effect.
  4. Just like Smart Doll, the Swingy Clickety-Click Stand was designed and optimized for my personal use, which means you may not get the same mileage as I do - I personally love it, which is why I approved production ;-)
  5. When attached to a Smart Doll, the joint size means that it may not fit beneath apparel items that do not have a slit for the support socket.
  6. Some folks will feel that this should come free with a Smart Doll - that was the plan but not at this moment in time. We need to overcome some injection molding and wo/man power issues before that can happen but that may be a while out.
  7. Some folks may feel that the extra cost is not worth the functionality that this stand provides over the default stand which is already good enough.
  8. Some folks may be able to make something better and cheaper.
  9. The rod part is the same component as the default stand. Folks who feel that the default stand retracts too easily should not buy this product.
  10. The stand does not have any GPS tracking device installed - if you lose it, we won't replace it. You may want to hang an AirTag off it somehow.
  11. The joint makes a "Clickety-Click" sound which may scare folks who have played The Last Of Us.
  12. It costs more than 6 Costco Hamburgers.

Did I manage to talk you out of buying a Swingy Clickety-Click Stand? If so then great! 

If not then welcome to the club ;-)

TAKE NOTE

Photos of the joint disassembled are just for you to look at the Clickety-Click mechanism - the joint is assembled upon shipping.

Some of the photos show two joints linked together as an example - you only get one joint with the inserted telescopic rod. Any Smart Doll's, walls, floor or roofs shown in photos are not included.

Please do not poke yourself or anybody or any animal with the rod.

VIDEOS

Check out the videos we made on the stand.



写真では二つのジョイントが連結ごっこしている様子が写っていますが、この商品では1本しかついていません。