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Chaos Chooses You T-Shirt

Chaos Chooses You T-Shirt

¥5,500 (¥605,0.0 税込)

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This tee is a remember that Chaos outlet items on the Smart Doll website choose you - you don't get to choose what you get. It's a bit like the "free will" discussion - do we have free will, or do we act through the chemical and electrical processes that govern our biology? Or are we just an NPC living out a liner game that somebody (or something) put us in?
But that's a topic that you may want to look up - it may enable you to see more into this reality we live in...

Anyway, in Smart Doll land, Chaos is the reality, and it chooses for you - the result depends on your values. Sometimes Chaos will disappoint, and sometimes it will bring you joy.

Chaos is a high-risk category that we recommend folks avoid at all costs. Chaos is also a high risk category for us too due to the number of people who chargeback claiming "not as described" which is why there is a minimum purchase requirement to get at Chaos items - you need to have placed an order on this site multiple times before Chaos items are made available to you.

The only case where you get to choose Chaos is through this T-shirt which has a print of Chitose floating with her Retrokyu Orbs.

The Japanese reads "カオスはあなたをチョイス" (kaosu wa anata wo choisu) which is purposely translated in "Super Dry" style.

This tee is a remember that Chaos outlet items on the Smart Doll website choose you - you don't get to choose what you get. It's a bit like the "free will" discussion - do we have free will, or do we act through the chemical and electrical processes that govern our biology? Or are we just an NPC living out a liner game that somebody (or something) put us in?
But that's a topic that you may want to look up - it may enable you to see more into this reality we live in...

Anyway, in Smart Doll land, Chaos is the reality, and it chooses for you - the result depends on your values. Sometimes Chaos will disappoint, and sometimes it will bring you joy.

Chaos is a high-risk category that we recommend folks avoid at all costs. Chaos is also a high risk category for us too due to the number of people who chargeback claiming "not as described" which is why there is a minimum purchase requirement to get at Chaos items - you need to have placed an order on this site multiple times before Chaos items are made available to you.

The only case where you get to choose Chaos is through this T-shirt which has a print of Chitose floating with her Retrokyu Orbs.

The Japanese reads "カオスはあなたをチョイス" (kaosu wa anata wo choisu) which is purposely translated in "Super Dry" style.

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.

Things to note about printed tees

Our T-shirts, crafted in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo with a Roland Versa UV printer, face the unique challenge of fabric movement during printing – it's almost as if the tees are playfully resisting the process! In our last print run, we experienced a quirky outcome: 52 of the 200 shirts resembled a 'Back To The Future' logo due to an upward skew!

While some tees might not have perfectly centered graphics, a simple twist once on your Smart Doll can make it look just right. Those that don’t meet our standards find a second life in our outlet or with our team members.

Over time, the graphics naturally adopt a vintage, faded look. Washing the tee, though not recommended, accelerates this effect, perfect for those who prefer a more worn-in aesthetic.
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