Various survival strategies are being adopted in the post-apocalyptic world. One of the more popular is wearing a damaged knit sweater that has been given a "I-have-been-clawed-at-by-a-zombie-and-thus-am-infected-so-drop-your-loot-and-run-before-I-bite-you" look and feel. This makes it easy to stock up on food and medical supplies.

Damage knit sweaters also allows the wearer to lay on the ground and play "I-have-been-clawed-to-death-by-another-zombie-and-am-past-my-expiry-date-so-no-need-to-eat-me-move-along-move-along."

This strategy of feigning death (also known as thanatosis) is common in the animal kingdom that various species adopt when threatened.

Feigning death (playing dead) to avoid being eaten by a zombie is a skill that can be easily adopted by following the following rules.

1. Do not smile or laugh - this could possibly give away that you are not actually dead.
2. No checking your cell phone even though you hear a notification - this may also give you away.

Reasons Not To Buy

1. Given the inherent characteristics of this particular knitwear, it's important to note that the edges of this item will likely begin to fray depending on handling. We want to make it clear that we are unable to offer replacements or refunds for knit items that have started to fray. If the potential for fraying is a concern for you, we recommend considering whether this item aligns with your needs before making a purchase.
2. Some of the photos on this page show Live and Let Live in and around Death Valley - you'll notice that the rugs over the holes in this knit item are not uniform and will change over time. This inconsistency may be a concern for some buyers.
3. The Damage Knit Sweater is...damaged - the holes could possibly stretch and tear if you try to poke a finger through them.
4. Even without x-ray vision, you can still see through the sweater. Your Smart Doll may get shy and slap you if you don't give them a sports bra to wear underneath.
5. Costs more than 5 packs of General Mills, Frosted Cheerios, Gluten Free, 13.5 oz (382 g) at Walmart.
6. The sweater won't taste good even after pouring milk on it - but will be effective at keeping both humans and zombies away due to the stale, undead milk smell - if you are not sure what that is then try spilling some on your best friends carpet.