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Damage Knit Sweater
Damage Knit Sweater
Damage Knit Sweater
Damage Knit Sweater
Damage Knit Sweater
Damage Knit Sweater

Damage Knit Sweater

¥9,900

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Various survival strategies are being adopted in the post-apocalyptic world. One of the more popular is wearing a damaged knit sweater that has been given a "I-have-been-clawed-at-by-a-zombie-and-thus-am-infected-so-drop-your-loot-and-run-before-I-bite-you" look and feel. This makes it easy to stock up on food and medical supplies.

Damage knit sweaters also allows the wearer to lay on the ground and play "I-have-been-clawed-to-death-by-another-zombie-and-am-past-my-expiry-date-so-no-need-to-eat-me-move-along-move-along."

This strategy of feigning death (also known as thanatosis) is common in the animal kingdom that various species adopt when threatened.

Feigning death (playing dead) to avoid being eaten by a zombie is a skill that can be easily adopted by following the following rules.

  1. Do not smile or laugh - this could possibly give away that you are not actually dead.
  2. No checking your cell phone even though you hear a notification - this may also give you away.

The Damage Knit Sweater goes well with short jeans, scavenger satchel bags, and any of our hats - all of which are not included.

Made in Niigata Japan.

Reasons Not To Buy

  1. The Damage Knit Sweater is...damaged - the holes could possibly stretch and tear if you try to poke a finger through them.
  2. Even without x-ray vision, you can still see through the sweater. Your Smart Doll may get shy and slap you if you don't give them a sports bra to wear underneath.
  3. Costs more than 5 packs of General Mills, Frosted Cheerios, Gluten Free, 13.5 oz (382 g) at Walmart.
  4. The sweater won't taste good even after pouring milk on it - but will be effective at keeping both humans and zombies away due to the stale, undead milk smell - if you are not sure what that is then try spilling some on your best friends carpet.
Various survival strategies are being adopted in the post-apocalyptic world. One of the more popular is wearing a damaged knit sweater that has been given a "I-have-been-clawed-at-by-a-zombie-and-thus-am-infected-so-drop-your-loot-and-run-before-I-bite-you" look and feel. This makes it easy to stock up on food and medical supplies.

Damage knit sweaters also allows the wearer to lay on the ground and play "I-have-been-clawed-to-death-by-another-zombie-and-am-past-my-expiry-date-so-no-need-to-eat-me-move-along-move-along."

This strategy of feigning death (also known as thanatosis) is common in the animal kingdom that various species adopt when threatened.

Feigning death (playing dead) to avoid being eaten by a zombie is a skill that can be easily adopted by following the following rules.

  1. Do not smile or laugh - this could possibly give away that you are not actually dead.
  2. No checking your cell phone even though you hear a notification - this may also give you away.

The Damage Knit Sweater goes well with short jeans, scavenger satchel bags, and any of our hats - all of which are not included.

Made in Niigata Japan.

Reasons Not To Buy

  1. The Damage Knit Sweater is...damaged - the holes could possibly stretch and tear if you try to poke a finger through them.
  2. Even without x-ray vision, you can still see through the sweater. Your Smart Doll may get shy and slap you if you don't give them a sports bra to wear underneath.
  3. Costs more than 5 packs of General Mills, Frosted Cheerios, Gluten Free, 13.5 oz (382 g) at Walmart.
  4. The sweater won't taste good even after pouring milk on it - but will be effective at keeping both humans and zombies away due to the stale, undead milk smell - if you are not sure what that is then try spilling some on your best friends carpet.
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1. Discounts
2. Lowering the declared value for customs
3. Rush / ASAP shipping
4. Delivery by a specific date
5. Settling who shot first - Han or Greedo

Requests like the above may result in your order being cancelled and refunded, as we simply can’t support them.

We don’t own DHL or FedEx (yet), and sadly we don’t have cosmic powers to control delivery dates or import taxes. Once a package leaves Japan, timing and duties are handled by the courier and your local customs office.

Thanks for understanding - this helps us ship your Smart Doll safely and fairly to everyone :-)

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