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Keep Calm T-Shirt (Earthen Red)

Keep Calm T-Shirt (Earthen Red)

¥5,500 (¥6,050 税込)

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As a business owner - and I'm sure any business owner will tell you the same - experiencing poo hitting the fan on a daily basis can be debilitating - enough to make me wonder whether this is all worth it.

But then I take a look at our Smart Doll girls and say to myself, "yes they are worth it" ;-)

Poo hitting the fan is unpleasant - it gets flung in all directions and sometimes gets in your mouth. It's most unpleasant when the poo is of the "after-a-night-of-spicy-food" variety. When the poo has undigested corn, the corn can also cause dents on furniture.

Actually, there is something more unpleasant than the "after-a-night-of-spicy-curry" - it's when poo dries and starts to get all powdery - it gets in the coffee but does not taste like cinnamon topping at all.

However, dealing with all this poo has helped shape the business and product into what it is today.
So when people say, "you are so full of poo!" I say, "actually - I am!"

Saying that my Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration ;-)

So now you know the origins of the term Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll :-)
As a business owner - and I'm sure any business owner will tell you the same - experiencing poo hitting the fan on a daily basis can be debilitating - enough to make me wonder whether this is all worth it.

But then I take a look at our Smart Doll girls and say to myself, "yes they are worth it" ;-)

Poo hitting the fan is unpleasant - it gets flung in all directions and sometimes gets in your mouth. It's most unpleasant when the poo is of the "after-a-night-of-spicy-food" variety. When the poo has undigested corn, the corn can also cause dents on furniture.

Actually, there is something more unpleasant than the "after-a-night-of-spicy-curry" - it's when poo dries and starts to get all powdery - it gets in the coffee but does not taste like cinnamon topping at all.

However, dealing with all this poo has helped shape the business and product into what it is today.
So when people say, "you are so full of poo!" I say, "actually - I am!"

Saying that my Smart Doll helps me to keep calm and carry on is no exaggeration ;-)

So now you know the origins of the term Keep Calm and Carry a Smart Doll :-)

Things to note about printed tees

T-shirts are made in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo on a Roland Versa UV printer. Printing on fabric is challenging to get the graphic as close as possible in the center as fabric loves to wiggle around - you can almost hear the tee shouting "don't print on meee!"

The last time we did a print run, 52 out of 200 tees were unusable because they looked like Back To The Future logos with a huge skew upwards!

So for some of the tees, the graphic may not be dead center but once you put the tee on your Smart Doll, you can twist the fabric slightly and it will look kushty. 

Tees that can't be remedied with a bit of a twist end up going in the outlet or to staff members.

Over time, the graphic will start to look used and faded. If you wash the tee (not recommended) then the graphic will look even more faded - which is great if that is the look you are going for.

Things to note about printed tees

T-shirts are made in Kyushu and printed in Tokyo on a Roland Versa UV printer. Printing on fabric is challenging to get the graphic as close as possible in the center as fabric loves to wiggle around - you can almost hear the tee shouting "don't print on meee!"

The last time we did a print run, 52 out of 200 tees were unusable because they looked like Back To The Future logos with a huge skew upwards!

So for some of the tees, the graphic may not be dead center but once you put the tee on your Smart Doll, you can twist the fabric slightly and it will look kushty. 

Tees that can't be remedied with a bit of a twist end up going in the outlet or to staff members.

Over time, the graphic will start to look used and faded. If you wash the tee (not recommended) then the graphic will look even more faded - which is great if that is the look you are going for.